Conversation Openers

"Fairwell, my lovely" is loved by some Japanese guys. As a matter of fact, though, no Japanese guy can't behave like Philip Marlowe. I just find a funny article on Yahoo! I wish some of the Japanese who have read this would try to come on to girls in vain, no I mean, successfully.

If you met a girl like a Hollywood actress, would you try to talk to her? Or would you stay away from her because you got stressed out?


Yahoo!にあった綺麗な人にあったときの会話の切り出し方．日本語にしてみたいが時間がない．

According to Yahoo!:

1. She has a great dog, so you pet the dog and ask, "What's your dog's name?" Obviously she will tell you, to which you can comment on how sweet the dog is and the conversation should naturally unfold.

2. You're in a café and she has a newspaper. You can ask, "Do you mind if I read that section when you're done?" When she gives it to you, ask, "Anything exciting I should read first?"

3. On an airplane, ask to borrow a pen. If you're feeling really courageous, once you've got her pen, shake her hand and say very seriously, "Nice to meet you, I'm ranked #2 among America's Most Wanted Pen Thieves. Ever seen it?" Sure it's kinda cheesy, but it's also the kind of off-the-wall thing women love.

4. At a diner, ask her if you can borrow the salt from her table. When she gives it to you, say, "Thanks, I saw you eyeballing it so I thought I'd help out by removing the temptation for you. Salt is very bad for you, ya know," as you proceed to douse your own food with it -- another one that's sure to get some laughs.

5. In a bank line, you can even use the lack of customer service on the part of the tellers as a prop. Why? Because it gives you something to talk about -- that's exactly what props are for.

http://personals.yahoo.com/us/static/dating-advice_prop;_ylc=X3oDMTFlODlnZ2NtBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawNkYXRpbmctYWR2aWNlX3Byb3A-